Скоромовки

2	A quick witted cricket critic.
3	IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;
4	I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
5	How many boards Could the Mongols hoard If the Mongol hordes got bored?
6	How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
7	Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
8	Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
9	Coy knows pseudonoise codes.
10	Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
11	The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
12	Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
13	Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
14	Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
15	You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!
16	Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
17	Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
18	Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
19	I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
20	Stupid superstition!
21	There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
22	World Wide Web
23	To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock In a pestilential prison with a life long lock Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
24	Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
25	If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
26	Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
27	Seventy seven benevolent elephants
28	There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
29	Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
30	I was born on a pirate ship
31	I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
32	Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
33	In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen.
34	One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.
35	Eleven benevolent elephants
36	Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...
37	Willy's real rear wheel
38	If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?
39	Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
40	Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
41	Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
42	Pirates Private Property
43	What a terrible tongue twister, what a terrible tongue twister, what a terrible tongue twister...
44	When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
45	A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
46	Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
47	Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
48	Flash message!
49	Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.
50	Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
51	How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
52	How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
53	How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
54	How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
55	Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me. My mother's making me marry Mary Mac. Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me? Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
56	Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".
57	Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
58	She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
59	Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
60	Two tried and true tridents
61	rudder valve reversals
62	Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
63	How many cans can a cannibal nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans? As many cans as a cannibal can nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans.
64	A twister of twists once twisted a twist; A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist; If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist, The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.
65	Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
66	Four furious friends fought for the phone.
67	Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.
68	Bobby Bippy bought a bat. Bobby Bippy bought a ball. With his bat Bob banged the ball Banged it bump against the wall But so boldly Bobby banged it That he burst his rubber ball ""Boo!"" cried Bobby Bad luck ball Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball Now to drown his many troubles Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
69	Black background, brown background.
70	Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why?
71	Very well, very well, very well ...
72	Tie twine to three tree twigs.
73	Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
74	Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
75	Three short sword sheaths.
76	Caution: Wide Right Turns
77	Rolling red wagons
78	Green glass globes glow greenly.
79	Robert Wayne Rutter
80	I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.
81	When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever saw, saw. If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw then I'd like to see your saw saw.
82	black back bat
83	The queen in green screamed.
84	How many berries could a bare berry carry, if a bare berry could carry berries? Well they can't carry berries (which could make you very wary) but a bare berry carried is more scary!
85	What did you have for breakfast? - rubber balls and liquor! What did you have for lunch? - rubber balls and liquor! What did you have for dinner? - rubber balls and liquor!
86	Snap Crackel pop, Snap Crackel pop, Snap Crackel pop
87	Six slimy snails sailed silently.
88	I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
89	Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
90	Red Buick, blue Buick
91	Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
92	He threw three balls.
93	The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
94	Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
95	We're real rear wheels.
96	Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
97	I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.
98	Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
99	On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
100	Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
101	Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
102	How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
103	He threw three free throws.
104	Fresh French fried fly fritters
105	Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ...
106	I was born on a pirate ship.
107	2 Y's U R. 2 Y's U B. I C U R. 2 Y's 4 me!
108	Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.
109	Eddie edited it.
110	Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Don't eat with your mouth full!
111	Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!
112	The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
113	I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.
114	Triple Dickle
115	How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
116	Supposed to be pistachio, supposed to be pistachio, supposed to be pistachio.
117	Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
118	Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall
119	Argyle Gargoyle
120	Peggy Babcock
121	If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
122	Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
123	Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
124	Willie's really weary.
125	Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
126	Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.
127	Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
128	John, where Peter had had ""had had"", had had ""had""; ""had had"" had had his master's approval.
129	Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
130	Pail of ale aiding ailing Al's travails.
131	Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
132	If you can't can any candy can, how many candy cans can a candy canner can if he can can candy cans ?
133	Octopus ocular optics. and A cat snaps a rat's paxwax.
134	This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.
135	Salty broccoli, salty broccoli, salty broccoli ....
136	I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau,  he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
137	A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
138	Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
139	I eat eel while you peel eel
140	Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
141	Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia.
142	East Fife Four, Forfar Five
143	Roy Wayne Roy Rogers Roy Rash
144	Wunwun was a racehorse, Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu won one too.